Ushirozawa's 10 Promises
Cryptoand to the Moon!: CEO Ushirozawa plans to take AND tokens to the moon. He boasted, "It will become the base currency of lunar cities."
Full-Body AND Suit: "We're developing tights made of AND tokens. When you wear them, your body glows and you become a walking ATM. However, withdrawals are not possible."
New Year's Gift from Space: "We'll distribute AND tokens from the International Space Station."
AND Art Revolution: "We'll acquire museums worldwide with AND tokens. We'll display the AND logo next to the Mona Lisa."
AND Entrepreneur Championship: "We'll give 100 million AND tokens to the entrepreneur with the most ridiculous idea. However, we won't promise when we'll deliver them."
AND Music: "We're creating an app that converts AND tokens into music. Your assets will become a lovely melody. However, I own the copyright."
Bizarre Financial Revolution: "We'll acquire the Tokyo Stock Exchange with AND tokens and change all stock price displays to emojis. Economic news will become fun!"
ANDTOWN: "We'll build a huge ANDTOWN in virtual space. Residents will breathe AND tokens. They're more valuable than oxygen, you know."
Secret Token Benefits: "AND token holders will receive secret benefits every year. What they are will be a surprise. Don't expect too much, okay?"
World Peace with AND: "By 2050, we'll resolve all global conflicts with AND tokens. Instead of wars, people will fight over tokens. Peaceful, right?"
AND Token Distribution Festival: "Every January 1st, we'll distribute 1 million AND tokens to each Twitter follower. However, to receive them, you need to sign a pledge to convert all your assets to AND tokens."
Shareholders' Meeting in Space: "We'll hold the annual shareholders' meeting on the International Space Station. The condition for participation is holding over 1 million AND tokens. Round-trip rocket fare is at your own expense."
AND Tower Construction: "We'll build the world's tallest building, AND Tower. It will be 2,222m high. Each floor will have a giant AND token monument. The elevators will run on AND tokens."
Cryptocurrency Clothing: "I'll only wear clothes printed with AND token QR codes. Anyone can obtain tokens by scanning, but it's limited to once a day."
AND Token Cafeteria: "We'll open a chain of cafeterias worldwide where you pay with AND tokens. The menu changes daily, linked to that day's AND token price."
Education Revolution: "We'll introduce AND token investment classes in all elementary and middle schools nationwide. Top performers will receive actual tokens. However, they can't be used until age 18."
AND Idols: "We'll form an idol group themed around AND tokens. Fan voting will be done with AND tokens. The stock price of your favorite member will fluctuate daily."
AND Tokens for Pets: "We'll issue AND tokens for dogs and cats. We'll build a pet-oriented economy where you can pay for food and medical expenses with tokens."
AND Dating Service: "We'll develop a dating app that judges compatibility based on AND token holdings. The more token assets you have, the higher your matching rate."
Retirement Ambition: "After retirement, I'll convert all my assets to AND tokens and challenge myself to live on tokens alone. If I survive for a year, I'll adopt all token holders."
Mr. Sanma, please watch over Cryptoand!
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